Agoraphobic Nosebleed - 2003 Altered States Of America

Teflon Coated Pain Reliever,
The Cure For The Common Pain In The Ass.
Extra Strength Relief From Anb
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Roll Down The Window,
I Need A Breath Of Fresh Shit.
Assume The Worst,
And Be Amazed To Disgust.
There Is Really No Preparing Yourself,
No Day Is Without Incident Anymore.
Action Is Bad Acting.
Everything's A Fuckin' Hassle.
Tomorrow You'll Care Less.
How Can This Nonsense Be A Tragedy?
What's To Feel?
Fuck You
For Even Making Me Have To Think Today.

Noah Bin Laden- Introducing Contraband
Insect And Animal Species Into Areas
Devoid Of Natural Predators.
Natural Selection Is Fought
Out In Defoliated Forests;
Future Nature Begins To Flourish And
Everything Begins To Change.

Palillo Fuera De Su Lengueta.
Ten-year-old Puerto Rican Girl
Who Already Fuckin' Swallows.

Examples Of Barbarism,
Miss What You Mock.
Slight Pause To Vomit.
Advocating Organ Harvesting,
Equal Opportunity Destroyer.
Spontaneous Combustion.

Impulses To Self-destruction
The Need For Better Body Armor
Is Ever Increasing.
Shooting Blindly Into The Crowd.

Your Kids Are Gonna Fry Like Bacon
(baby Mummies)
No, You Understand Me Fine!
(ancient Slavonics)
Read This Back To Me,
I'll Give You A Straight A.
Look Like I'm Smiling?
It's A Smirk.
(guilty As Charged)

This Is Complete Nihilism,
Wrapped In A Zionist Plot.
With Exploding School Buses.

In Other Cultures, Death Is More Artistic.
And Probably A Lot More Fun.

Every Sunday Your Mother Is Dragging Your
Ballbag Off To Goalie God's Green Pussy.

I Remember
Feeling Like This All The Time.
Copters And Vultures,
Sacred Tradition.
Pumping For Years To Come:

Squeezing His White Banana Blue
In Your Quivering Rump.
His Body Lice Devour Your Ass Crack.

Chaos Has Something Special.
Hit The Curb Hard,
Just As Intended.
Vitality, Balance,
Perfect Control.
40-degree Cooler.
Absolute Right, Wrong Intention.

Japanese Rabbi Mixing
Liquid Lsd And Baby Formula
To Pump Into Infants
Like Nipple-fed Pokemon.
Drunk With The Power To Summon Money
From Their Captivated And Confused Prey.
Pocketing The Middle Class American Monster.

Your Mother's A Drive By
Blowjob On A Bicycle
Peddling Her Ass All Over Town.
Ho Sweet Ho,
It's All About Her Cash Sniffin' Nose.

False Teeth And A Rubber Hammer
White Plastic Shield.
Bring The Kids A Cute Souvenir.

I'll Be Banging Drugs Into My Skull
'til I'm Fucking Retarded
And My Accountability
Has Found It's Resolve.

Just A Disney Ride To Work
On The Right Combination Of Drugs.

Ratfink Asshole, Sellin' Us Out.
Mummification:
Callin' You Out.
No One's Bailin' You Out.
Corpse Disposal.
Been A Long Time Comin'.
Let The Games Begin!

Death In Installments,
You Start Fuckin' Dying
The Day You're Fuckin' Born.

Searching For The Locator Tooth,
Kidnapper Removes The Teeth In A
Youth With A Chisel And Mallet
Before Fucking The Youth In The Face.
Shattered Teeth Found In
New Jersey Dumpster.

Mahikari; The Japanese New Religion
That Proclaimed Itself The Leader Of A
Chosen People
That Opened The Gates To Aum,
Who Is Planning A Coming Global
Armageddon.

Nerve Gas,
Low Frequency Infra-sound Beams.

Japan's Aum Doomsday Cult,
That Masterminded
The Fatal Nerve Gas Attack
On Tokyo Subways,
Considered Spraying The Drug Lsd
From The Sky.

The Aum Shinrikyo
(aum Supreme Truth Sect)
First Started Studying The Powerful
Hallucinogenic Lsd
As A Kind Of Chemical Weapon
It Might Use During An Armed Revolt.

The Sect Was Making Lsd,
Mescaline, Amphetamines,
And Other Illegal Drugs
At The Cult's Facilities.

Aum Spiritual Leader Shoko Asahara
Ordered The Production Of The Drugs
As Part Of His Strategy
To Control Members Of The Cult.

Lsd, Amphetamines And Some Sort Of
Exotic Dopamine Agonist.

The Book Of The Dead Is A Trip
And The Apocalypse Describes
Mescaline Experience.

We Can Cut Enemy Communications
And Cook Internal Organs.
It Feels Like Jesus Christ
Is Touching My Heart.

Trading Pussy Heaven
Up For Immaculate Conception.

Ass Of Man Tempts Eve.

Eve Grows Huge Dick And Fucks Snake.

Snake Coils Around A Piece Of Shit Stuck In
The Colon Of An Old Roman.

Blackbeard The Santa Tosses The Old
Roman A Greek Salad.

Ass Jocks Suck Off Boston Hardcore.

Boston Hardcore Closes Its Unsigned Eyes
And Pretends It's Aaron And Mark
Sucking Their Fucking Dicks.

Sodomite Warms The Ass Of Cooked Lamb.

Lamb Chop Placed Across The Ass Crack Of
The Sweet Virgin Mary.

Banquet In The Honor Of Sweet Mary
Mother Of God's Garnered Virgin Rump.

We All Take A Turn,
Matt Jacobson Blows A Peanut.

Immaculate Defecation.
Covered In Semen The Blue-eyed Demon
Jesus Is Born
From The Cunt Of A Gay Whore.

Altered States Of America In Water Cooler
Warfare With An Unseen Enemy.
Heat-flashes On The Job, It's Back To The
Water Cooler,
Drinking More And More.
At Home Tripping Balls
Behind The Wheel Of A Sixteen Car Pile Up.

A Young Child When Sodomized
Will Shut Down All Systems.
A Young Infant Who Is Sodomized
Immediately Goes To Sleep.

The Child Went On To Talk
About Pooh Pooh And Pee Pee In The Mouth.

The Children Discuss Cannabalism,
Eating Dead Bodies.
Eating Body Parts:

They Implanted Bombs In Their Stomachs
And Then They Started To Talk
Their Tummies Would Feel Funny.
They Knew The Bombs Were Activated.

Every Person West Of The Nile Herded In A
Mass Northern Migration.
Humanity Huddled Freezing Dick
In The Most Useless Corners Of The World.
Standing In Snow And Human Shit.

The Christian Science Fund Is Why One In
Three People In Africa Have Aids.
Help Fund Queer Missionary Workers'
Pedophilic Rape Vacations,
Fuckin' The Slaves Of God's Charity.
Ethopian Boy Making Out With Jesus
Covered In White Blood And Red Semen.

(hallucinating Back To The Event Of Birth.
Slowly Regressing Into Primitive
Stages Of Human Evolution: And Beyond.)

Red Blowing Out Of Ass And Mouth
Let The Dog Die Alone.

Mescaline Kimono, Chili Peppers.
Woman Fucked By Wolf.

Sleeping At Funerals, Puking At Parades.
You Need The Bullet And The Gun.

I Do It And I Feel Real Sad, Real Bad:
Then I Rise- Cleansed!

Crubling Graffiti.
Doom And Siesta Time.

[instrumental]

Everone's Someone's Biggest Mistake
They Ever Made.
Get In Touch With Me, I Could Be Yours.

We Have A Deadly Biological Weapon.
Send Us Money Courtesy Of Relapse Records
Upper Darby, Philadelphia, Pa

With Every Song On This Cd
You Will Feel More And More Compelled
To Lose Faith In Yourself
And In Everything Around You.

Fuckin' Fag.
Kill 'em,
Kill The Fuckin' Indian.

Black Metal Is Gay As A Catholic Priest
Slouching Toward Gomorrah.
Face Painted Like
Gene Simmons At Halloween
With A Tongue Up Some Kids Rump
Looking For Candy.
Put Down That Seven String And Get A
Fuckin' Job
You Tired-looking Homo,
Goth Hand-banging Geek.

Don't Think,
You're A Fuckin' Idiot.

Losing My Domestication,
Like A Tab In The Ocean.
I Hump Like A Fuckin' Whale
And Piss Wherever I Want.
Thar' She Blows From My Fuckin' Dick Hole,
Rolling Down A Rubber
As Old As The Dead Sea Scrolls.
Mermaid With Aids Call In The Fuckin' Fleet,
Chicken Cunt In A Sea Of Fresh White Meat.

If Your Ass Is In This House It's My Ass.

Black And Hispanic Newborns
For As Low As A Thousand Dollars.
All Shots- Spayed And Neutered.

We Have Psychedelic Shotguns,
Mystical Weapons For Hindus,
Buddhists,
Jews
And Christians.

Kick The Shit Out Of You.

You Can Wear All Their Clothes,
And Watch All The Same Tv Shows.
Little Spots Of You
Dripping Down
Into The Dust.
You Can't Even Form A Reflection
In The Mirror Anymore.

Dimensional Gates Align
Choking While Living.

[instrumental]

I'm Big.
I Whack Off In The Heat.
I'm Real Macho.
Master Yoda Here I Come.
The Yoda Puppet's Out On Loan,
But The Guy Who Played The Robot Might Be
Available For Work.
Somebody Will Do It To You.
And If They Don't, You Will.

"what Do You Do With It?"
Just Shut Up And Take It Man.
Put It On Your Tongue.

Overflowed,
Doomed On My Tiny Cross.

Proving Your Heterosexual Credentials.

Vomit On A Wino's Whiskers,
The Savage Nomad
Shits Himself Standing Up.

Most Were Heavyset
Feeling Bad
Yellow With Age
Armchair Is Gone.

I'm Here Today To Blast The Two People
That Came To Grieve Your Passing.

You've Always Had A Tampon Hanging
Halfway Out Your Ass You Fuckin'
Motherless Cunt.

Crack My Fucking Dog's Head Wide Open.
Dogs Just Like A Fuckin' Woman,
Hit 'em And They Just Love You More.

Caucasian Russian Newborns For As Low As
$5000 With Dual U.s./canadian
Citizenship.

There's So Much Money In Guns And Drugs
I Could Have Anyone Killed
With A Phone Call.
South American Women
Being Torn Apart By Huge Cats
For My Masturbatory Amusement.
Nothing Like Paying For A Four Thousand
Dollar Boob Job On A Third World Slut
And Have It Ravaged By Albino Tigers.
While Having Another Slut On Your Dick
Trying To Disprove Her Expandability.

Holy Roman Orgy, Fondlers Of The Cloth.
Catholic Schools I.d. Possible Elementary
Level Queer Stock.
Gay, Shamed And Guilted Over To God,
Slipping The White Collar Over Fresh Cock.
This Is The Semen Of Your Salvation,
Bent Over The Fuckin' Cross.

I Gave You A Chance At Reprisal,
And You Didn't Take It.
I Am Going To Send You To Hell.

The Gratification Of The Ego
Oge Eht Fo Noitacifitarg Eht.
The Gratification Of The Ego
Oge Eht Fo Noitacifitarg Eht.

You Can Talk To The Police,
You Can Talk To The Press,
You Can Talk To The Politicians-
I Don't Care Man.
What We're Doing Here Is So Bizarre;
No One Will Ever Believe You.

They Will Slit The Throat Of A Goat
And Slit It's Bowels Open.
And You Will Either Have Sex With A Crucified
Young Girl On A Cross
Or A Half Rotted Corpse.

From Scientific Theory
On Mongrel Idiocy To Eugenic Pedigree.
Mixing The Race Out Of The Test Tube
In Lab Based Baby Creation.
True Scientific Excellence
Removes The Prejudice
In The Future Breeding Of Good Strong
American Stock.

I Was Getting My Cock Sucked
When The Plane Collided Into The Second Tower.
She Spit My Nut Up
And Wiped Her Mouth
With The American Flag.

I Prefer Starting Forest Fires
To The Company Of Others.
Fuck Acceptance
For This Crap Sake Of Breathing.
Investing In Friends
To Be Some Freeloading Turd
With A Never-ending Burn To Save Face.

I Know How To Kill An Army Of One,
With Some Malaysian Monkey Cunt.
Armed And Horny,
Veteran Of A Foreign Veneral Disease.

Opening A Letter Bomb With A Light Saber
So You Can Feel The Force.
Ashes And Anthrax
Slowly Settle On Unused Technology.
The Age Has Come To Invoke
Catastrophe On The Sand People.

Rifle Through Your Desk
From A Hundred Yards Away,
Camouflaged In Pigeon Shit,
High On The Tower Of Brotherly Love.
A Hopeless Romantic,
Cupid's Arrow Seeds Itself In Splintered
Mahogany.