Anal Cunt - 1995 Howard Is Bald

Howard Is Bald [2x]

Yiiiieeeeeeeee

Howard Is Bald! - Bald Bald Bald B-a-l
Howard Is Bald! - Bald
Bald, He's Bald
Howard Is Bald!
Howard Is Bald [7x]
Howard Is Bald, Bald
Howard Is Bald [2x]
Howard Is Bald, Bald Baaaaaaaalllllldddd!!!!
Howard Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaald

Yiiiiiieeeeeeee

Howard Is Bald - Hahahahahahahahaaaa
Howard Is Bald [3x]
Howard Is Bald, Bald, Bald, Bald, Howard Is Bald!

Howard Is Bald
I'm Telling Ya, He's Got No Fucking Hair
B-a-l-d, Howard Is Bald [2x]

Howard Is Bald! - Bald Bald Bald B-a-l
Howard Is Bald! - Bald

Bald To The Bone [2x]
I'm Telling You Baby - Hahahahahahahaaaa

Howard Is Bald [2x]
Bald [3x]
Howard Is Baaaaaaaald [5x]

I Know This Guy Named Howard,
And He's Bald.
And He's Got A Goatie,
But Not On His Head.
He's A Really Bald Guy,
Bald As Bald Can Get.
And I Will Tell Ya, Howard Wulkan,
Is Bald To The Bone.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b Bald,
B-b-b-b-b Bald,
B-b-b-b-b-b Bald.
Bald To The Bone.

Hey Tim, Lets Go Talk To Howard.
Yeah That's A Good Idea.

Hey Howard, How Are You Doing?
Yeah Howard.

Hahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahhhhahahaahahahahhaahha
You Guys Are Crazy Man!

Hey Howard, I Was Breathing Oxigen Today.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Howard, I Was Wondering If You Had Like, That Napalm Death Album?

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Oh, You Guys Are Insane!
You Guys Are Crazy!

Hey Howard, I Was Walking On The Sidewalk Today.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Hey Howard, I Was Wondering, You Know Like,
You Like Have A Pencil Or Something?

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Ooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Howard Wulkan Is Bald.

He's Got No Hair On His Head,
Because He's Bald.

I Know This Guy Named Howard.
He's Fucking Bald!

Howard Wulkan [5x]
B-a-l-d Bald! (start On 3th Time Of Above)

Howard Wulkan [5x]
B-a-l-d Bald! (start On 3th Time Of Above)

Howard Wulkan [2x]

Howard Wulkin's Bald, He's Bald.
Howard Is Bald.
Howard Is Bald, Bald, Bald!

Hey Who's That Bald Guy Walking Down The Street?
It's Howard.
Ow Yeah!

His Name Is Howard Wulkan, Yeah-yeah.
And His Head's Really Shiny, Yeah.
If He Is Only Balding,
He's Balding Really Bad, Yeah-yeah.

Howard Wulkan's Bald, Yeah.
Baaaaaaaaaaaald.
Howard Wulkan's Bald, Yeah, Bald Bald Bald Bald.

You Should Be Balding, Yeah. [2x]

If I Can't Have Hair, I Don't Want No Rubbing Baby. (not Sure About Rubbing)
If I Can't Have Hair, Aha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Noooo.

If I Can't Have Hair, I Don't Want No Implants Baby.
If I Can't Have Hair, Aha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Yeah!

I Know This Guy Named Howard Wulkan,
He Is Really Bald.
He Has No Hair On His Head,
That's Because He's Bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

He Be Working At .......... (inaudible)
He Used To Work Some Place Else.
He Looks Like That Guy From ..........
And He's Bald.

Howard Wulkan [4x]

That Man Is Really Bald,
He Looks Like ..........
He Could Really Shave His Head Off.
Rock On Brother!

Howard Wulkan [4x]

.............
I'm Not Only The Hairclub President,
I'm Also Client