Anal Cunt - 2001 Defenders Of The Hate

Why Do You Think We Throw Stuff At You?

You Own All Our Cd's- You're Gay, You're Gay
You Own All Our 7"s- You're Gay, You're Gay
You Bought All Our T-shirts- You're Gay, You're Gay
You Go To All Our Shows- You're Gay, You're Gay

[chorus:] All Our Fans Are Gay [x4]

You Think You Know What We Are Singing About- You're Wrong
You Think We Care About The Underground- You're Wrong
You Think We Won't Fuck Up Your Club- You're Wrong
You Think We Care If You Like Us- You're Wrong

[chorus]

If We're Nice To You, It's Because We're Broke
Or Unless You Got Some Drugs To Smoke
When The Drugs Are Gone, Then We Are Too
Then We'll Go Back To Making Fun Of You

[fan Voice:] "but I've Supported You Guys For So Long"
Faggot!

Fred Durst Is A Fucking Faggot
He Thinks He's Black, But He's Just Gay
He Cancelled A Show Cuz He Sprained His Ankle
He's Also A Fucking Midget

[chorus:]
You're Not Fucking Black, You're Just Fucking Gay (x2)
You're Fucking Gay

The Guitarist Wears A Mask
To Hide The Cum Stains On His Face
They're The Gayest Band I've Ever Seen
And I've Seen The Culture Club Live

[chorus]

Fred Wears A Hat To Hide His Baldness
I Refuse To Believe Blacks Think He's Cool
I Wish He'd Beaten And Raped By Some Black Guy
And See If He Still Wants To Be Black

Rape [x4]

I Drank A Case Of Whiskey
And You Looked Like Jeanine Jizm
I Drank Another Case Of Whiskey
And You Looked Like Roseanne Barr

[chorus:]
You Were To Ugly To Rape, So I Beat You Up
When I Looked At You, I Had To Throw Up

I Drank A Case Of Whiskey
And You Looked Like Sheila Micheals
I Drank Another Case Of Everclear
And You Looked Like Ileana Douglas

[chorus]

You're Such A Fucking Hebe
You're Always Freebasing Pennies
You Went To A Plastic Surgeon
And Got Your Nose Enlarged

[chorus:]
You've Got A Tattoo Of A Penny- You're A Hebosaurus
Your Uncle's Murray Lender- You're A Hebosaurus
You Know All The Words To Yentil- You're A Hebosaurus
You're Breath Smells Like A Bagel- You're A Hebesaurus

You Have A Yamaka Welded On Your Head
You've Tried To Shoot Up Money
You Beat Off Inside Of Banks
I Want To Stuff You In An Oven

[chorus:]
You've Got A Tattoo Of A Dradle- You're A Hebosaurus
You Idolize Gene Simmons- You're A Hebosaurus
You Think Scott Ian's Cool- You're A Hebosaurus
Your Breath Smells Like Matzoballs- You're A Fucking Hebosaurus

You Fucking Towelhead
You Wear A Towel On Your Head, You Fucking Towelhead
I Hate Women, You Do Too
But You Have A Mustache, You Fucking Towelhead

[chorus:]
Towelhead, Towelhead. Towelheaad, You Fucking Towelhead (x4)

It's Cool They Beat Up Women When They Show Their Head
It's Cool They Beat Up Women When They Show Their Face
Those Cunts Have To Cover Their Fucking Ankle
You Think You're Cool Cuz' You Ride A Camel

[chorus]

Jacques Morali Wrote The Heaviest Music Ever
Glenn Hughes Had A Deeper Voice Than Will From Mortician
He Wore Chains Before Slayer And Venom
Jacques Morali Was Portrayed By Steve Guttenberg

[chorus 1:]
If You Don't Like The Village People- You're Fucking Gay
If You Think Jeff Olson Was Better Cowboy- You're Fucking Gay
If You Think Ray Simpson Was A Better Cop- You're Fucking Gay
If You Think Y.m.c.a. Was Their Best Song- You're Fucking Gay

All Death Metal Songs Were Ripped Off From Village People
"evil Dead" By Death Is Actually "liberation" From The Village People
Will Rahmer Looks Like He Should Be In The Village People
No, Morbid Florist Wasn't A Reference To Will Rahmer

[chorus 2:]
If You Think Death Were Good After Their Demos- You're Fucking Gay
If You Think Rape Is Wrong- You're Fucking Gay
If You Think The Holocaust Wasn't Funny- You're Fucking Gay
If You Think Of Hellhammer As The Drummer Of Mayhem- You're Fucking Gay

Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y You're Gay

You P.c. Fucking Faggot
You're Trying To Win An Oscar For Adoption
I Hope Your Kids Kill You And Rape Your Wife
Amistad Is The Stupidest Movie I've Ever Seen

[chorus:]
Obviously Adopted, Obviously Adopted, Obviously Adopted, Fuck You Spielberg [x2]

How Coma All The Black Extras And Slaves
Had Names, But The White Ones Didn't
I Fucking Hate You And Your Gay Movies
Amistad Was An Excuse To Bully Your Way To An Oscar

Your Characters Supposed To Be 40
But You Have To Be At Least 80
The Make-up Department Should Win An Emmy
For Making People Think Your Alive

[chorus:]
Chuck Norris- You're Really Fucking Old

You're The Worst Singer I Have Ever Heard
You're Even Worse Than I Am
You Should Be Climbing Out Of A Grave
While You Sing The Fucking Theme Song

[chorus]

You Look Like You Just Got Embalmed
And Were Shopping For A Coffin
Your Partner Looks Fucking Stupid
Being Black And Wearing A Cowboy Hat

I'm Not Afraid Of Faggots
But I Like Making Fun Of Them
It Was Made-up By Some P.c. Faggot
To Make Fag Haters Look Stupid

Anti-homophobe By Brutal Truth
Is A Pathetic Attempt To Be P.c.
Kevin's Obviously Not A Homophobe
Because He's A Fucking Faggot

You Just Broke Up With Jaime From Hatebreed
Even Chris Barnes Won't Blow You Again
You Heard All Kikes Have To Get Circumcized
You Fantasized About Some Rabbi Grabbing Your Dick

[chorus:]
No One Would Touch You, Now You're A Jew
You Fucking Hebe, Now You're A Kike

After You Got Circumcized
Guys Still Wouldn't Touch You
It's Bad Enough You Were A Fag Before
Now You're A Gay Faggot Jew

[chorus]